Bin a wile sinse I bin te thees parts, ain’t never fergotten tho, good folks round here. I ain’t got much book larnen, ya know, reeden and riten t’all but I git my ejication jest watchin people. T’other day two guys gits outta ther car and goes ta the side of the road and carin not bout ladies and kids going by, they both ignerant like takes a wee wee. Well ta me the only thing they prove is ther brain ain’t the only small thing in ther body.
Lots of cars n trucks lined up with flickers goin turnin left and wouldn’t ya know, a silver car in the right lane decides at the last second to go left too. Y’all got it, crunch, but that ain’t the laffer part, darned iffen she don’t then put her flicker on after the bumper dinger. Gotta wonder. And ta the brat who flung a snowball at me then the finger well ….. @#&% ….. have nice day. Thanks fer the ride, hopen y’all pick me up again next time y’all going by.